From the President of Halfassistan

Little Joy - Unattainable

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:10:34 -0500

Little Joy - Unattainable

Holy shit are we doing this now? Goddamn it.

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:47:27 -0500

Holy shit are we doing this now? Goddamn it.

I ated this today. Am now consumed with hatred for myself and...

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:28:07 -0500

I ated this today. Am now consumed with hatred for myself and for you. Nobody was there to stop me. Nobody cared.

This is not the actual pic because my new Google phone may in fact be a piece of shit. It deleted my gnarls bark IRL taco pic. But this should give you an idea or at least make you hungry, and it’s probably almost lunch time for you anyway so you’re welcome.

Coffee, mj, afternoon rain, wii gaming.. I gotta say it was a...

Sat, 16 May 2009 15:13:00 -0500

Coffee, mj, afternoon rain, wii gaming.. I gotta say it was a good day.

M. Ward - Rave on Listening to this on repeat while in shower. ...

Fri, 15 May 2009 11:32:51 -0500

M. Ward - Rave on

Listening to this on repeat while in shower. I’m quite lifted, IYNWIM.

If I hear one more word about the First Family’s new dog,...

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:30:22 -0500

If I hear one more word about the First Family’s new dog, something bad is going to happen.

Video

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:47:32 -0500

HAHAH I BOUGHT THESE FUCKING TIGHTS HAHAHA I’M SO FUCKING...

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:04:20 -0500

HAHAH I BOUGHT THESE FUCKING TIGHTS HAHAHA I’M SO FUCKING RETARDED

Photo

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:56:30 -0500

Dear Subway, Change the name of your “Sweet Onion”...

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:45:09 -0600

Dear Subway,

Change the name of your “Sweet Onion” dressing to “Sweet Vomit” dressing.

This movie is TERRIBLE. Do not EVER watch it.

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 17:56:10 -0600

This movie is TERRIBLE. Do not EVER watch it.

The Dodos - It’s That Time Again But can you dance to it?

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:24:11 -0600

The Dodos - It’s That Time Again

But can you dance to it?

“How to cure a hangover.” This should be the new ad...

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:07:00 -0600

“How to cure a hangover.” This should be the new ad for McDonald’s.

The Email to Ice Cream Social Sadness

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:01:00 -0600

*I srsly received this, verbatim, except that I anonymized my friend who is apparently the Princess in all of this Ice Cream Social Society or whatever the F is going on here. Also, the awesome graphix is supposed to say “ICE. CREAM. HOUR.” but for some reason when I pasted it to tumblr, it got all fuct. There is a nerd somewhere who is tres pissed right now.
________________________________________________________________

A long time ago, in a university far, far away…
.
. __ ______ _______
| | / || ____|
| | | ,——’| |__
| | | | | __|
| | | `——.| |____
|__| \______||_______|

______ .______ _______ ___ .___ ___.
/ || _ \ | ____| / \ | \/ |
| ,——’| |_) | | |__ / ^ \ | \ / |
| | | / | __| / /_\ \ | |\/| |
| `——.| |\ -—-.| |____ / _____ \ | | | |
\______|| _| `._____||_______/__/ \__\ |__| |__|

__ __ ______ __ __ .______
| | | | / __ \ | | | | | _ \
| |__| | | | | | | | | | | |_) |
| __ | | | | | | | | | | /
| | | | | `—’ | | `—’ | | |\ -—-.
|__| |__| \______/ \______/ | _| `._____|
.
.
Ta ta, ta-ta-ta ta ta, ta-ta-ta ta ta, ta-ta ta-ta..

Episode 2009-02-26 3pm.
.
A NEW HOPE.
.
It is a period of food war. Rebel students, striking
from a hidden lab, have won their first victory against
the evil Wal-Mart empire. During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to acquire samples of the Empire’s
ultimate dessert, the ICE CREAM, a dairy product with
enough power to delight an entire planet. Pursued by
the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess ~~xxxxsx~~ races
home aboard her automobile, custodian of the bucket
that can save her people and restore joy to the
galaxy….
.
If you want to know how the story ends, join us on Thursday (2/26) at 3pm in the
Graduate Lounge for some free ice cream.

(related to this.)

9:30 am and I’m already crying. As usual.

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:51:13 -0600

9:30 am and I’m already crying. As usual.

What is up with modern-day Theo? He is doing a TERRIBLE job in...

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:29:08 -0600

What is up with modern-day Theo?

He is doing a TERRIBLE job in “Fool’s Gold”.

Photo

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:27:28 -0600

Sean Hayes - Fucked Me Right Up

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:52:41 -0600

Sean Hayes - Fucked Me Right Up

Animal Collective - Bluish

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 10:46:12 -0600

Animal Collective - Bluish

This Gallup poll is LOLZ

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:59:21 -0600

This Gallup poll is LOLZ