The Email to Ice Cream Social Sadness
*I srsly received this, verbatim, except that I anonymized my friend who is apparently the Princess in all of this Ice Cream Social Society or whatever the F is going on here. Also, the awesome graphix is supposed to say “ICE. CREAM. HOUR.” but for some reason when I pasted it to tumblr, it got all fuct. There is a nerd somewhere who is tres pissed right now.
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A long time ago, in a university far, far away…
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Ta ta, ta-ta-ta ta ta, ta-ta-ta ta ta, ta-ta ta-ta..
Episode 2009-02-26 3pm.
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A NEW HOPE.
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It is a period of food war. Rebel students, striking
from a hidden lab, have won their first victory against
the evil Wal-Mart empire. During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to acquire samples of the Empire’s
ultimate dessert, the ICE CREAM, a dairy product with
enough power to delight an entire planet. Pursued by
the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess xxxxsx races
home aboard her automobile, custodian of the bucket
that can save her people and restore joy to the
galaxy….
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If you want to know how the story ends, join us on Thursday (2/26) at 3pm in the
Graduate Lounge for some free ice cream.
(related to this.)
