Time flies when it fucking sucks

I have to come up with two 250-word abstracts for paper submissions (deadline be tomorrow, yo.) I want to buy a super-hero costume for when shit gets like this. Cause I’d really like to finish it STAT so I can write my holiday blog post and devote my full attention to Sunday night’s trash tv.

BALLS TO THE WALL, MY FRIENDS. Soon as I get off this tumblr, find a suitable pandora station that doesn’t piss me off (I really heart pandora but I’d also like to have a word with it sometimes).